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A new year approaches...a fresh new start for resolutions...It seems to me that making resolutions to change behavior you have been unable to change for at least the past year, and most likely your entire life, is a bit absurd.

I am addictive and compulsive. I can't get off the crack, and I am addicted to web porn...but wait, the year has just upped itself another digit. I now have the power to be a sane and sober person. Thank you New year, Couldn't have done it without ya...

A new year approaches...a December 29, 2000