A tribute to mediocrity:

"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States." - PRESIDENT BUSH, to Yale's graduates.

"He alluded to a tendency to nap. He alluded to activities that sometimes blotted out memory. He alluded, again and again, to an academic record of limited achievement."