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Monday, May 14, 6:10 PM

    RING RING

    me: Hello.

    Keanu Reeves Sound a like: uhhh(pause) I'm calling about the bike for sale...

    me: Sorry its been sold.

    Keanu: (pause)...oh

    CLICK

Monday, May 14, 6:24 PM
    RING RING

    me: Hello.

    Keanu #2: uhhh(pause) I'm calling about the FZR for sale...(pause) in the uhhh(pause) paper.

    me: Sorry its been sold.

    Keanu #2: (pause)...bummer

    CLICK

Monday, May 14, 6:47 PM
    RING RING

    me: Hello.

    Keanu #3: uhhh(pause) uhhh I'm calling about the Motorcycle for sale...(pause)...yea.

    me: Sorry its been sold.

    Keanu #3: (pause)...uhhh(pause)...OK, thanx dude.

    CLICK

Monday, May 14, 7:01 PM
    RING RING

    me: Hello.

    Keanu #4 (sounds eerily like Keanu #1 who forgot he already called this number): uhhh(pause) uhhh I'm calling about the FZR (pause) for sale...(pause)...

    me: Sorry its been sold.

    Keanu #4: (pause)...(pause)...umm, (pause)thanx.

    CLICK

Monday, May 14, 7:12 PM
    RING RING

    Tamara: Hello.

    Keanu #5: (confused and scared by a female voice): uhhh(pause) uhhh I'm calling about the FZR (pause)...

    Tam: Sorry its been sold.

    Keanu #5: (pause)...(pause)...

    CLICK

What does this say about the person who used to own this Motorcycle?
Monday, May 14, 6:10 May 15, 2001