Nothing says I love you quite like a Padre Pio stigmata watch.

Or maybe the Christmas Nail. Eight inches of Christ lovin' iron. (Unfortunately, there is no photo here, but in the mail order catalog you are privileged to see what closely resembles a railroad spike with a red ribbon tied to it. Just lovely).

http://www.leafletonline.com/. If Jesus was here, it's where he'd be shopping.