A week and one half of work, and I have realized a few things:

1. I hate waking up in the morning. Like pulling teeth while inserting a hot poker into my nether regions
2. I hate florescent lights. I think a quote from Joe Versus the Volcano sums it up best, "They keep suck, suck, sucking...[the life out of me]."
3. People who work for large companies seem to be trapped in time. Like things stopped evolving in 1985, and they were left with a closet full of those colorful sweater (like Bill Cosby used to wear), a Flock of Seagulls CD lodged in their CD player, and stone washed jeans spot welded to their respective asses.

I could be on the verge of a six county crime spree...stay tuned.