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Four days after the surgery, and all I can say is ouch. I'm typing with one hand, but as I'm such a lousy typist there is no real discernable difference. The pain isn't that bad (sweet sweet vicodin), but I woke up Wednesday night naked on the front lawn with my sling wedged up my ass. Maybe it's time to cut back on the painkillers.
Four days after June 28, 2002