Well...there's instant messaging:
blamtam: I must protest that I would never say your scar looked like the virgin mother....
mwilkie00: How about Jesus?
blamtam: I'm more likely to say that it looks like Harrison Ford
mwilkie00: I once saw Jesus in a bowl of green Jellow...its true…
blamtam: you did not
blamtam: really?
mwilkie00: really...he forgave my sins, and then ate a piece of shredded carrot.
blamtam: mmm shredded carrot
