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Tomorrow marks the first month since the surgery. I get to stop wearing the sling, and I can start to resume normal activities (below the shoulder as the doctor put it, which sounds like some unsavory activity to me. "He tended to practice business a bit below the shoulder...if you know what I mean." anyway). It'll be good to get ride of the sling, but now I have to come up with another excuse for not doing the dishes.
Tomorrow marks the July 23, 2002