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Last year sometime someone broke into my car. They took my newly purchased Edith Piaf CD... I finally got around to buying a new one, and I am listening to it currently.

On the outside I may appear to be a lumbering American, but on the inside I am a petite pale skinned Frenchman smoking filterless cigarettes as a wine glass hangs nimbly from my frail fingers. oui...

Last year sometime August 1, 2002