This is a message from the emergency broadcast system. We are on the lookout for a woman and a small dog. They are both armed (with a plastic shopping bag or two of dog poo) and dangerous. If you see these two scofflaws, be advised: they may be off leash, and highly volatile. You can make an attempt to call this dog to come, but it is highly unlikely that he will. They both show a complete lack of respect for the law, and must be brought to justice.