Every day or so I go through the list of spam that has been filtered into a spam folder for me by my very dear friend SpamAssassin. Unfortunately nothing's perfect, and once in a while a valid mail gets filtered into the spam folder. I peruse this list of spam to make sure I'm not deleting any valid mail before I clear out this folder. However, sometimes the spammers win. I'll see a from address with a name like Hannah. I'll think, "That could be from my friend Hannah." The subject will say, "Hey Mark!", and I'll think, "I wonder what Hannah has to say?", so I will open this friendly and exciting email.

HEY BABY,

THEY ARE $%@&#ing HUGE $%@&# YOU GOTTA SEE!!

http://someoffensivedomain.com/$%@&#ing

Oh Hannah!