Fear is a powerful thing. I was on a job interview this Friday, and my interviewer was trying to contact her boss via her cell phone. She tried a few times to place a call. Each time she received the message 'All Circuits are busy, please try again later'. She started to panic and said, "What's going on, I never get this message?" She began questioning me and the other interviewer about it. It seems she felt the code orange had become a code dark red or whatever they call it when someone drops the A-bomb or something deadly like that. In the end, it turns out that all the circuits were in fact busy, and, so it would seem, was her imagination.

On a side note: I have fixed just about anything imaginable with duct tape, but who new it could stop mustard gas...ahh, duct tape...is there anything it can't do. If it's all the same to the fed, I'm gonna stick with duck and cover.