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Mark: Tam, how'd this movie end up in our netflix que?: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

Tam: ooo, thats a good one! Jesus comes back to earth only to find that he has to do battle with vampires.

Mark: that does sound good.

    This indie film garnered awards on the festival circuit, including Slamdance, Zombiedance, the Fargo Film Festival and the Santa Cruz Film Festival. The far-out story has Jesus finally returning to Earth -- but he must contend with a world under assault by a band of vampires. Mary Magnum and the god of Mexican wrestling, El Santos, help Jesus fight evil in this oddball horror-comedy.
Christ, Vampires, what more do you need? April 28, 2003