"ITunes looks great -- I especially like the chance to preview so many songs before I listen to them," added one Mac owner. "But for my porn, I'll stick with Kazaa."

"We love file trading," said Kevin Blatt, sales director for the Triple X Cash, which operates the Collegefuckfest.com and Rectalrooter.com websites. "Why? It's called greed. We've found a way to monetize that sharing."

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