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A spammer, trying to circumvent my spam filtering software, and succeeding, inadvertently sends me poetry.

Subject: Check for updates on our site!
From: a damned dirty spammer
Date: Wed, July 16, 2003 9:20 pm
To: mark - at - exceptionmedia 

...breathable aliens designating afflict unmarried 
rigidly procuring plumed bonanza rafters...
Spam, or poetry? July 17, 2003