Fed jumps out from behind shrub and yells, "B00!", once again scaring the ba-jeezus out of the American public.

Ridge says al Qaeda planning attack - cnn.com

Al Qaeda plans a large-scale attack on the United States "in an effort to disrupt the democratic process" before November's elections...

He said U.S. officials have no precise knowledge of the time, place or method of attack...

Tom Ridge, wearing an Osama Bin Laden mask, was quoted as saying to the American public, "You should'a seen your face, you almost pissed your pants."