Cheney: Kerry win risks of zombie terrorist attack.

Cheney told Republican supporters at a town hall meeting in Des Moines that they needed to make "the right choice" in the November 2 election.

"If we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll all get eaten by zombie terrorists -- its not juts that John Kerry is week on terror, its that he is week on zombies too, and his liberal pro zombie platform will encourage zombie terrorist to rise from the grave, steal biochemical weapons to use against god fearing, living, Americans, and then they will try and eat us." Cheney said.

"And then we'll fall back into the pre-9/11 mindset, if you will, that zombies aren't real, and if they are, they aren't terrorists. I think that would be a terrible mistake for us."