I have been struggling for years to define for myself the true meaning of Christmas.

• good will towards humans
• a neo-Christian co-opting pagan ritual holiday turned holidazle
• a time to worship a religious and spiritual icon
• a fun filled commerce fueled Elmo doll feeding frenzy

Turns out it is none of the above.

It is a time for our good friend Bill to sell you luffas, falafel, and French fried hate hats and bumper stickers to cram into your overflowing closet of right wing chatzkies: The Bill O'Reilly Christmas Store - via wonkette

Joy to the World...