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Here, I believe, is humanity's greatest dilemma: does milk ever smell good?

Does it? Have you ever tested the quality of milk by smelling, and have you ever been completely sure it was still fresh. Isn't there always the hint of sour, be it subtle or quite overt. You'd think in this modern space age they could invent a milk fresh testing machine that would let you know if your milk is fresh or not. Or, maybe the truth, the truth that the government and dairy farmers from around the globe are hiding from us, is that all milk is bad, and the technology to build a milk fresh testing machine is impossible, because, dare I say, there is no such thing as fresh milk.

Or, maybe, I should head down to the corner store and buy some milk who's expiration is not December 10th.

The truth is out there...

tags: milk
M files December 16, 2004