Team Pill has been hard at work on a new look and/or feel. After 48 months of development, we have finally launched the new design. I'd like to take a moment to thank the team for all their hard work.
Andrea, you put your heart into this project. I can only offer my thanx, in lue of pay.
Philip, your emotional and financial support helped make this project a reality. I am happy to call you friend, even if I barely know and mostly dislike you.
Rueben, You lost your leg when rendering HTML on an old Mac IIci. Sure, your performance suffered greatly after the accident, but we kept you on so not to get sued. Your diligent QA and tech support was barely completed in time.
Klaus, you quit in the last month, the home stretch, and for that I will never forgive you. This is the last time anyone on Team Pill will speak of you.
The development group in Building C, you did nothing, but we stole your soda and went through your stuff on many a late night, so thanx.
My ex wives and many children, your love and devotion has made me a richer man. This project would have never been possible if I didn't slack a bit in paying your alimony and child support, so thank you.
And finally, most thanks go to me, for whom without this project wouldn't have been possible. My vision and intelligence made it all come together. How can I thank me enough.
