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Fuzzy Math LTD., a subsidiary of Yummy Foods Inc., is proud to announce the initial release of iPet Rock® version 1.0.

IPet Rock® leverages the latest in web technologies to provide a feature rich user friendly digital pet rock. Fuzzy Math utilizes an array of savvy web tools to implement an exciting web platform to proved the best pet rock experience for our users. IPet Rock® was built on a solid foundation of LAMP, AJAX, ATOM, RSS, XHTML, J2EE, J3EE, J4EE and Ruby on Rails to provide a robust standards* based virtual Pet Rock platform for today and into to foreseeable future. iPet Rock® can fulfill your current pet rock needs for today and tomorrow.

One major concern expressed by our current clients has been, "What about my current analog pet rock? Is there an upgrade path to iPet Rock® 1.0?" Fuzzy Math has strived to make migration from our analog pet rock products as easy and painless as possible**.

iPet Rock® - the future is now.

* iPet Rock® 1.0 does not currently support Internet Explorer 5, 6 and most likely 7.

** there is currently no upgrade path available for Pebble Pet or Lime Stone Larry.

Important saftey information about IPet Rock®
The most common adverse events reported with IPet Rock vs a real rock (approximately 5% or greater and approximately 2x real rock) were nausea, insomnia, ejaculation disorder, somnolence, increased sweating, fatigue, decreased libido, and anorgasmia. Adults with Major Depressive Disorder may experience worsening of their depression and/or the emergence of suicidal ideation and behavior (suicidality) while viewing iPet Rock. IPet Rock® may cause bleeding from the rectum and/or massive ocular hemorrhaging.

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Fuzzy Math LTD. announces iPet Rock 1.0 March 23, 2005