Pat Robertson has called for the US to assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo - BBC News

"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it."

"It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... and I don't think any oil shipments will stop."

-Pat Robertson

Mr. Robertson then offered to fly down to Venezuela and "strangle the dirty commie to death with my own bare hands, in the name of the Lord our God..."

Citing irritable bowl syndrome, he proceeded to take a huge dump on national TV.