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I had been looking for an Nikon LS-2000 scanner on ebay for a couple of weeks, but I could never seem to get a good bidding price on one with the accessories I wanted. The LS-2000 is an older SCSI based scanner, and in the age of Firewire and USB nobody really wants a SCSI based scanner anymore. The LS-2000 is a decent scanner, and being SCSI comes pretty cheap.

I did a shot in the dark search on Craig's List for LS-2000 being certain I would not find one. Much to my surprise a guy up in Spanish Harlem had one for sale at a reasonable price.

After getting it home and scanning a few images, I noticed some haloing around certain images and objects. I began to think I had purchased a defective scanner. I did a quick google search for 'ls-2000 nikon halo', and in the first result I found a site informing me that my scanner was most likely in need of cleaning, and it directed me to a site that went through the disassembly and cleaning of an LS-2000 scanner pretty much step by step.

I immediately disassembled the scanner to find a very dirty mirror and lens. I cleaned the scanner, and after a few false starts of reassembly and disassembly to connect a cable that was left disconnected, I was pleasantly pleased with the results.

This is truly a tale of the wonder of the Internet. I used the web to research older slide/film scanners for reasonable quality at a reasonable price. I found the scanner I wanted on a web base classifieds board, and when the scanner I purchased turned out to be malfunctioning, I found the information I needed to get it working properly again. What more could I ask for? Did I mention the internet also has porn and pirated DVDs?

Here is a scan of the skater in Tribeca Park a second time after I cleaned the scanner, and a link containing images for comparison.


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unclean April 24, 2005


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film scanner April 24, 2005

So forgive me if I can't get behind the orgy of cheap and easy piety that's greeted the death of this pope. Watching the talking twats on CNN pay their respects to this "universally beloved man of God" (how many of them have had premarital sex, I wonder?), to say nothing of the suddenly so-reverent assholes on Fox News (Bill O'Reilly didn't have many nice things to say about the pope when he opposed the invasion of Iraq), is making me want to throw a bottle of lube through a stained-glass window.

Yeah, yeah: I'm sorry the old bastard's dead, I'm sorry the old bastard suffered. But I'm not so sorry that I won't stoop to working John Paul II into a column about zombie fetishism.

- savage love

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zombie pope terrorizes the vatican April 14, 2005


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happy woman on a little sport bike April 10, 2005


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eagles sputter, stall, plummet to earth April 3, 2005