Tam says, "If you start thinking about growing a mustache again, look at this picture."

Frankly, I think the raw sex appeal scares her.

La,La,La,La,La, The boys are waiting...

This was Tam and I before we started dating, or as I like to say, "When she was cheating on me before she knew it, but it still counts, you whore."

Mom: Your sister says that you and your brother want surf and turf for Easter dinner.

of note: it is said that "atheists" will attempt to blaspheme any holy dinner with crustaceans and sarcasm. In lieu of crustaceans, mollusks may be used with a heavy dose of self defacing wit.

Me: She asked us what we wanted to eat, and I mentioned lobster, and then Matt got excited about the idea of surf and turf.

Mom: Well, it kind of makes sense, as Jesus turned a fish into loaves of bread.

Me: Fish into bread?

Mom: Well, something like that...

also of note: My mother went to Catholic school and was raised by her very strict, very Polish, very Catholic grandmother.

Me: Amen.

of interest: I was raised by a pack of secular wolves.

Matthew. 14:13-21b

And they say unto him, We have here but one white fish, and no bread. He said, Bring it hither to me. And he commanded the multitude to sit down on the grass, and he took the whitefish, and looking up to heaven, he blessed, and brake, and the fish becamith bread and cheddar goldfish, and he gave the fishbread and goldfish to his disciples, and the disciples to the multitude. And they did all eat, and were filled: and they took up of the fragments that remained twelve baskets full of fishy bread and goldfish. And they that had eaten were about five thousand men, beside women and children and a couple of dogs and one very small goat and those who could not partake of the fishy bread for they hast wheat allergies.

I received a comment spam today. It was manually entered by a living, breathing human being. I don't really have any commentary, just thought you should know.

And not really related, The Spam Mobile.

Finally, Spam and the (Tampa) Bay Area Renaissance Festival (BARF), could you ask for more?

"Helping you find where other people aren't"

James preaches the gospel about cheap hardware.

the myth of cheap hardware is a myth because hardware (cheap) is not that cheap. It's not 5 times cheaper, it's half the price, or 3/4. And it's not just slightly less reliable, it's a good deal less reliable.

I'm not ashamed to say it, he makes me feel good inside.

Gallup: More Than Half of Americans Reject Evolution, Back Bible

A Gallup report released today reveals that more than half of all Americans, rejecting evolution theory and scientific evidence, agree with the statement, "God created man exactly how Bible describes it." Another 31% says that man did evolve, but "God guided." Only 12% back evolution and say "God had no part."

Another 37% believe that the tooth fairy would still exchange their teeth for money, and many elderly who have begun to lose their adult teeth felt the glut that remains under their pillows was related to higher interest rates creating weakened demand in the tooth markets.