Ages ago, in a suburb far away, an army of evil amassed. The minions of darkness gathered. In the empty lots and abandoned woods they met. They quenched their thirst on warm beer and warmed their bones by the bonfire. They paid homage to the Evil Overlord with their boxes of boom. They practiced the ancient ritual and smoked the sacred herb from hookahs shaped of dragons and wizards and that dude on the back of that Zepplin album. And they waited....and waited...and waited...

They wait no longer:

06*06*06 (.mp3 - 1.5 mgs) caution, contents may contain pure evil.