Angus and Uther get a bit of the spotlight over at Modern Pooch. Of course, now they both have big heads, and will only eat raw steak for dinner, and will only be walked on the "good" side of the park.

It's been rumored that Angus is fighting an addiction to cocaine, and has been seen around the neighborhood sniffing two different poodles and a shitzu. Page Six opines that he is attempting to hide that fact that he has been neutered by being seen with as many bitches as possible, but also states that one of the poodles may have actually been a male.

• Angus
• Doggy Duel in Brooklyn
• Sleeping Beauty

Maybe that's what the world needs right now, a little less Ashcroft and a little more Angus.

In related news, anger stocks make huge gains in this morning's trading.

Umm, you can blame Tam & Julie for this one. If anyone from the ASPCA is reading, "Elphay, orfay ethay ovelay ofway odgay, elphay!"

Cute, wiggly or an alien from another planet, the kids today love Angus.

Julie does a little research for Angus' um, condition, and finds more than she bargained for - The Flat-D.

Now you can go out in public without fear of embarrassment due to the odor of excessive intestinal gas - FLATULENCE - caused by any reason or condition! Say Good-bye to malodorous gas -PERMANENTLY! Live Life Again!

People who use The Flatulence Deodorizer for the first time say:

• Oh my God this really works!
• This has changed my life
• NOW I don't have to worry about what I eat!
• This product will eliminate your flatulence odor problem as soon as you start using it.

"But what about my dog's Flatulence?" you ask. Dogone to the rescue.

The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence.

To further the interest of cute wiggly things, Julie demands more photos of Angus.

- filed under angus

Update: Julie has noted that she is no way involved in the advancement of the cute and wiggly. Nor does she in any way approve or support the infusing of the cute and wiggly here at bitterpill.org. I must remind Julie, and the readers here, that most things posted here are blatant lies. Sometimes, albeit rarely, truthful statements do slip through my team of editors, but I assure you, it is purely accidental.

So people, and by people I mean Gina, have mentioned that I have been quite political here at the pill as of late, and maybe even a wee bit angry. Honestly, I'm in a neurotic panic about the state of the union, and I am engulfed in an elephantine fear for the future of these United States of America, and the world for that matter. And, maybe, a tad bit angry.

And so the plea was made, less anger and more angus*. I leave it to the reader (I would like to say readers, but there is a direct correlation between loss of traffic and angry...er thoughtful political commentary here at bitterpill.org) to help define the future direction of content here at bitterpill.org**. Let the surveying begin:

* Angus is a cute and politically unaffiliated French Bulldog. However, I think secretly he is a Libertarian. Angus (the puppy of principle) photos to be found here.

** survey data will most likely be ignored, and content may actually veer in an opposite direction of the survey results out of spite.