Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man during a quail-hunting trip in Texas, the vice president's office said.

After wounding a man with a shotgun, Cheney dragged him to the ground, pulled out his still beating heart, and savagely devoured it before the man was dead, sources have stated.

Cheney must renew his "life force" periodically by eating the still beating heart of a virgin, or when a virgin heart is unavailable, a lawyer.

Reportedly, the Vice President will now be able to walk in the daylight for up to thirty days without fear of the suns rays searing his bluish pale skin.