1) try not to be such an ass _all_ the time.

2) see number 1.

A bit late, but I have resolved to resolve. I know I have balked at resolutions in the past, but it is common knowledge that all said and done here is steeped in fallacy and deception.

I woke up the other day cranky and just plain ornery. I thought to myself, "What if I tried not to be such an ass today?" Then it occurred to me that I could try not to be such an ass in general.

Imagine now that I am standing on a mountain top, or some other large structure, not too high though, with a safety railing, because I'm afraid of heights, maybe a nice berm over at the park...hands raised, and my long golden locks flowing in the breeze...

"For the year 2005, I will try not to be such an ass!"

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